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Accurate
Myself as well.
(For my husband, however, it reached into its coat pocket and asked whether he would care for a Jellybaby. <3 )
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so timely. <3
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I love all of God’s creatures (not centipedes, they’re the devil) but I’d prefer if they didn’t do that.
But it’s trying to swim. It’s beautiful! No wasted motion (aside from, y’know, swimming in air in the first place), everything in harmony. Beautiful!
…and possibly delicious, I don’t know…
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WATSON: “I’m guessing there’s only a handful of places in New York that carry it. Somebody had to buy this for Irene, right? If we figure out where it came from, maybe we can find out who was watching her.”
BELL: “Feels just like having Holmes here, doesn’t it?”
GREGSON: “Hmm.”
And at no point did either of them say shit like, “Smells better, though,” or “Better lookin’, but yeah.” No.
They let the complement stand.
THEY LET THE COMPLEMENT STAND.
Jax chews on the idea some.
And oh my stars, how had I forgotten Easy A? Stanley Tucci & Patricia Clarkson were the entire reason I watched the movie to begin with. Here, have a different taste than the one Jax went with:
Between this and the new hyperbole & a half post, I’m just a puddle of feels at the moment.
”- If someone makes you feel like you’re worthless, cut them out of your life as quickly and completely as you can.”
“- There is no one in this world exactly like you. You have changed this universe by existing. You have impacted whether someone has lived or died. You, personally, have changed the fate of humanity, by being born. “
<3
Allan G. Johnson is the author of the excellent book The Gender Knot: Unraveling Our Patriarchal Legacy. I highly recommend it.
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Cleaning without listening to music:
Yep.
See also, folding laundry w/ Gabriel Iglesias videos on in the background. Fitted sheets are easier on the soul when there’s “MARTIIIIIIIIIIN!” going on.
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